At war on Omegle

Stranger: AHHH. AHHHH. GET TO DA CHOPPAH.

You: RUNNNNNNN

Stranger: NOWWW!!!!

You: they'll bomb this place into oblivion

Stranger: BOOMSSS.

You: shit tango's hit!

Stranger: NOT TANGO!!!!!

You: GET HIM A MEDIC ASAP!

Stranger: The medic is DEAD.

You: SHIT!!!!! HE'S BLEEDING FROM HIS PENIS! SOMEBODY HOLD IT REAL TIGHT!

Stranger: NOT ME! Look, poor innocent Korean girl over there... get her.

You: THINK WITH YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE AND NOT YOUR PENIS! GODDAMMIT!!!

Stranger: I CAN'T!!!!! MY PENIS HOLDS MY BRAIN CELLS, DAMMIT!!!

You: OMG!!!! SHE'S GOT BIG BOOBS TOO!!!!

Stranger: Who is thinking with their penis now?!

You: GET HER AWAY!!! HIS BLEEDING'S WORSENING!

Stranger: HE CAN'T GET A BONER RIGHT NOW.

Stranger: COULD BE FATAL.

You: not me goddamit....THINK ABOUT TANGO!

Stranger: YOU THINK ABOUT TANGO!

You: FORGET THE ASIAN GIRL MAN!!!! AND THATS AN ORDER GODDAMMIT!!!!!

Stranger: I'M. YOUR. SUPERIOR.

You: SUPERIOR MY ASS........YOU ARE GETTING A BONER LOOKING AT HIS LEAKING PENIS!

Stranger: I NEVER TOLD YOU I WAS GAY... DID I?

You: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO DISCUSS YOUR SEXUALITY!!!! OUR MEN'S LIVES ARE AT STAKE GODDAMMIT!!!

Stranger: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DIE?!?!! THE MEDIC IS GOD DAMN DEAD.

You: SUCK ON HIS PENIS GODDAMMIT!!! SEE IF YOU CAN REVIVE HIM!

Stranger: Oh, well, in THAATTTT case. I HAVE A DUTY TO DO!!! *goes down*

You: YEESSSSSS!!!!! KEEP IT UP!

You: LOOK!!! HE'S TURNING RED!

Stranger: *muffled talk*

You: AND HE LIVES!!!!!!!

You: YOU ARE HERO MY MAN!

Stranger: YAYYYYY!!!! All thanks to me and my good blow job skills. Go. Me.

You: IT ISNT TIME TO CELEBRATE YET GODDAMMIT!

Stranger: WHAT NOW?!

You: GET THE MEDIC TO FIX TANGO UP

You: HE'S OUR LAST HOPE!

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU? THE MEDIC IS DEAD.

You: DIDNT YOU JUST REVIVE HIM GODDAMMIT!

Stranger: OH. I THOUGHT I REVIVED TANGO. XDDD

You: YOU'VE DRUNK TOO MUCH FLUIDS......YOU ARE DELUSIONAL GODDAMMIT!

Stranger: I MUST BE!!

You: TANGO! GET YOUR ASS UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Stranger: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. *runs.

You: LEAVE THE BLOODY KOREAN CHICK!

Stranger: OMG. SHE JUST GOT SHOT.

You: I'M SORRY MEN!!! BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE

You: TANGO YOU BLOODY NECROPHILE!!!! STOP SCREWING AROUND WITH THE DEAD BODIES GODDAMMIT!

You: WE ARE AT WAR HERE!!!!

Stranger: WAR. THIS IS. WARRRR. WARRRR. WARRRR.

You: EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES INTO THE CHOPPER

You: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

Stranger: I'm on the chopper, bitches.

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